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  • SacGroom!… arose from the fires of Guys’ agony!
Working with couples, Mitch knows:  When she’s got it going, what’s the guy supposed to do?! She’s got her Wedding plan in mind - where’s that leave us guys?!

SacGroom’s Mission Statement: is committed to empowering Men with the tools to be awesome Grooms.  To be heroic… To make a difference in the whole marriage experience, and in the relationship.  Don’t mess with “her part”; SacGroom lets the guy know what he can do to be himself, to surprise her, to have fun, and to just be cool.Along the way, the Best Man and Groomsmen deserve to know how they can be awesome – .  SacGroom gives the Groom, his Best Man & the Groomsmen the tools, ideas and resources to have the Groom’s back, make it a blast, and be great buds on his Big Day.The SacGroom Team, lead by Mitch Darnell, MA, OM, includes Professional Partners, our Partner Support Coordinators (Corissa and Petra), our Women Consults, and our Advisory Committee….

SacGroom Advisory Committee:

        ◊ Dave Williams            ◊ Justin Young

        ◊ Ian Domgaard                 ◊ Kevin Webb

        ◊ Haroon Ferhut             ◊ Branton Darnell

        ◊ Ryan Lovingood          ◊ Chris Nichols

        ◊ Isaac Gray               ◊ Leon Hill

Sponsor: – Seen at: LinkedIn, Facebook and Manta! Mitch Darnell, MA, OM – Site Director ~ tel: 916/247.1655; eMail:

… Who Is “Mitch” (Besides SacGroom’s Founder & Director)?…

Mitch Darnell, MS, OM - “InspirationWedding” Officiant ~ Offers dating, engaged & married couples’ a 90-minute session of fun, surprising exercises that uncover and rediscover the “magic” of the reasons they are “meant to be”… Giving couples “no reason to ever argue”, leaving them deeper in love, and inspired!

Mitch has over 25 years of training and experience as a Spiritual Counselor, Ordained Spiritual (Non-Denominational) Minister, Marriage & Family Therapist Intern and Couples’ Coach.  His beliefs and orientation are that there are no “bad” or “broken” people… But that life takes us away from our own power and gifts… Mitch reconnects people with their resources within themselves, and within their lives… To reach their dreams and goals.  SacGroom is his gift to fellow dudes that, like Mitch, don’t always have it ALL figured out!

SacGroom’s Favorite Joke ~ June 2011 ~

I play bagpipes, and the gigs vary.  Last month, a Funeral Director asked me to play at a homeless man’s graveside service.  The guy had had no family or friends, and the service was in a remote town in the Sierra foothills.

 I’m not real familiar with the Western Sierras, so I got lost and, being a typical guy, didn’t ask anyone for directions.. I finally arrive an hour late.  The funeral guy was gone and no one was there except for the digging crew, and they were sitting there eating lunch.

 I felt really bad, and I apologized to the crew for being so late.  They nodded, and I went up to the side of the grave.  The vault lid was already in place…  I didn’t know what else to do but to maybe at least honor the poor guy and play a little.

 The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.  I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends… Played like I’ve never played before for this poor dude.

 As I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep; soon we were all weeping together.  When I was done, I packed up my bagpipes and headed to my car.  As I shut my hatch, I heard one of the workers exclaim, “I never seen nuthin’ like that before.. And I been puttin’ in septic tanks for twenty years!”

 Guess I’m still lost..


 ~ Feb. 2011 ~        Cuttin’ It..

So, the pizzeria owner went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he we to pay his bill but the barber replied, ‘I can’t accept money from you – I’m doing community service this week.’ The surprised pizzeria guy, said “Thanks man!”, and took off. The next day, the barber was surprised with an extra large specialty pizza along with a ‘thank you’ card from his customer.

Later that day, a corporate manager goes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again declined any payment, saying, ‘I can’t accept any pay from you , I’m giving to the world – doing some community service this week.’ The businessman left the shop with a smile. The next morning, as the barber’s opening up shop, he found a ‘thank you’ card and two Kings tickets waiting for him at his door.

The next day, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can’t accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 :))  ;))

~ Nov. 2010 ~        PowerPrank!

So the Groomsmen KNEW they had to come up with good “Wedding Suite” pranks… Hmmm… What’re we gonna do?!…

Michael’s a Carpenter – He decided to saw the slats on their Wedding Night bed…  Jerome, an Electrician, figured he’d wire the bed & provide the Bride and Groom with alternating current jolts…  Ken’s a Dentist… He just smiled & said, “Believe me, you guys’ll hear about MY prank!’…

So, the Wedding was great.. Reception a blast…

Two days after the ceremony, the Groomsmen all got the following eMail:

Hey Dudes,

Sawing the bed slats: classic!  Love the electric shocks – Whew!  But I’m gonna KILL whoever spiked the K-Y Jelly with Novacaine!”


~ SG’s May, 2013 favorite ~        

Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”. -unknown

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner